July 13, 2004

And Another Thing!

One of the perils of watching long stretches of basic cable programming is the selection of commercials. The stuff on this one is terrible, starting with that series of commercials about the no-shave shaving lotion. I don’t know the name of it, and they don’t deserve the exposure anyway. All I know is that overly cute boy ties up overly cute girl and non-shaves her. After this odd bit of light bondage, he presses his cheek against her chemical covered legs. Nice, nothing better than coating someone’s body parts with abrasives and rubbing your face in it. Even worse is the new series of Taco Bell commercials, these “I’m full” dipshits. Easily the worst is the two delivery boy/warehouse worker types. The geekier of the two wheels his hand truck past the moderately cool one and exclaims, “I got FULL this weekend!” The Mrs. Frinklin and I immediately turned to each other with the same thought: Does Taco Bell realize this guy sounds like he took it up the ass? Maybe he should hook with the creepy fat guy who loves his “girthy” hot dogs. They would make a lovely couple.

Posted by Frinklin at July 13, 2004 06:43 PM
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