September 16, 2004

If there really is a God, this will not happen.

Paris Hilton as Daisy Buchanan? Produced by Lance Bass?!? Some guy from The OC???

Dear Lord, this can't be happening, can it? Look God, I will give you Jack Black as Green Lantern, and I'll stop bitching about George Lucas screwing up his own movies, if you can somehow stop this from happening. Look, The Great Gatsby is my favorite book ever, and my choice as the best American Novel ever written. The 1974 movie is great, there is no single reason on God's green earth that that it would ever need to be remade.

Especially not with these people...

This jolt to my blood pressure and already shaky sanity is courtesy of the redhead.

Update According to the rather active comments over at Red's original post, the proposed title is... God Help Me.... Jay G


Posted by Frinklin at September 16, 2004 01:00 PM

I feel your pain, man. I really do.

Have you heard the proposed title? Get ready for your head to explode.

Posted by: red at September 16, 2004 03:02 PM

If I didn't live so close to Hollywood, I would seriously be advocating nuking the place.

Posted by: Richard at September 16, 2004 11:29 PM

Sacrifices may have to be made my friend.

Posted by: frinklin at September 17, 2004 09:30 PM
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