June 06, 2005

I'm working on Baby's first words

A girl at my office is about to have a baby. She and her husband have settled on a name. How does Utah Johnathon sound?

Yep, Utah. This got me to thinking. Utah Johnathan.... Johnny Utah

My mission is clear: I must become good friends with these people and program this youngster. With a name like that, his first words must be:

I AM AN EFF-BEE-EYE AGENT!

Posted by Frinklin at June 6, 2005 07:36 PM
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I've heard that in Quebec, the government agency in charge of birth certificates can override parents’ choices of baby names if it could be considered crude or cruel. We should adopt this system here. (And this a small-government conservative talking here.)

Posted by: Richard at June 6, 2005 11:47 PM
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